1. You ate some chili last night and now you have to Houdini your way out of 8 layers of clothing before adding a 9th layer in your pants.
2. It’s just past last light for shooting and as you get out of your stand, you notice the 5 deer to your left 20 yards away (are those deer snickering?)
3. No one has sat in this tree stand you found in 5 years, today must be your unlucky day as you see blaze orange march your way looking none too happy to see you.
4. Deer down, field dressed, time to relax. You just realized you came in your Ford Festiva and not with your buddy Bob with the pickup, a minor oversight.
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